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Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear
Was struck by an awful “bug” last night, felt so rough I didn’t even want any alcohol, that is a first! Zomboid like today which is rather irritating but back to work tomorrow, where it will not matter...
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Davo’s quote of the day
“Sometimes life can be beautiful, and sometimes beauty comes from the essence of life itself……and sometimes the wife just hates you for no reason at all…….then nothing is beautiful”
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John Cleese sells his Bentley, with a lunch date
John Cleese clearly has a soft spot for his old Bentley Eight…and is going to elaborate lengths to sell it. He has agreed to have lunch with whoever buys it and give an handwritten story of some of the...
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Russell Crowe angry at reports of his love-life
Russell Crowe has sensationally revealed he is determined to bring his family back together and lashed out at ‘false and cruel’ reports surrounding his love life. His Twitter rant comes as estranged...
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Mariah Carey’s hubby wanks over her music
US TV personality Nick Cannon says he and wife Mariah Carey have sex to the sound of Carey’s music…and that he occasionally masturbates to her warbling hits when she’s not around. The revelation came...
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Rafael must be some sort of cunt to hit Sylvie
Rafael van der Vaart has been pictured in Abu Dhabi the day after apologising for hitting his wife in a fight on New Year’s Eve. The ex-Spurs footballer, who is in the Middle East for a training camp,...
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Funnies
An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, “Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive Oil, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for five...
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Cheating husband gets 10,000 Facebook ‘likes’
A cheating husband has vowed to win back his ex-wife after a Facebook sign about his one-night stand got more than 15,000 ‘likes’. Ivan Lewis needed more than a box of chocolates and some flowers to...
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Husband says to wife…
Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived … I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”
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My mate told his wife
My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating….she went fucking bananas!
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She’s hot
Hello you lovers of the finer things in life – how are ya? She’s hot is back after, what I must say, too much time off. But I have been asked to come back and ‘do the She’s hot’…which is the exact...
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Elephants are forbidden in the Indian Super League
Many years ago soccer was not even practised in the streets of Calcutta or Bombay. It was even considered the sport of the poor. But after seeing how the US has promoted the game and are very...
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Dear Woosy – What dirty talk do girls like?
Dear Woosy, What are some dirty things I can whisper to my wife during sex to get her off? She’s real good at the nasty talk during sex, and I really like it. Problem is, I am not sure what to say to...
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Mariah Carey’s hubby wanks over her music
US TV personality Nick Cannon says he and wife Mariah Carey have sex to the sound of Carey’s music…and that he occasionally masturbates to her warbling hits when she’s not around. The revelation came...
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Rafael must be some sort of cunt to hit Sylvie
Rafael van der Vaart has been pictured in Abu Dhabi the day after apologising for hitting his wife in a fight on New Year’s Eve. The ex-Spurs footballer, who is in the Middle East for a training camp,...
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Funnies
An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, “Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive Oil, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for five...
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Cheating husband gets 10,000 Facebook ‘likes’
A cheating husband has vowed to win back his ex-wife after a Facebook sign about his one-night stand got more than 15,000 ‘likes’. Ivan Lewis needed more than a box of chocolates and some flowers to...
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Husband says to wife…
Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived … I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”
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My mate told his wife
My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating….she went fucking bananas!
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She’s hot
Hello you lovers of the finer things in life – how are ya? She’s hot is back after, what I must say, too much time off. But I have been asked to come back and ‘do the She’s hot’…which is the exact...
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